1. Have decided to vomit continuously for the next 20years having discovered that the cow that used to give them milk everyday was actually bought at the Sonepur Cattle fair in Bihar.
2. As retribution to this betrayal, a forced sex change operation is being performed on the cow.
3. Just opened their dusty 6th standard science book and discovered that the first Indian to land on the moon was a “Sharma”, have decided to make India’s 1st “Shudh Marathi Manoos” moon and launch it into space.
4. Discovered coffee was from down South and tea was from the East, have passed an order to Chateau Indage to stop production of grapes and start cultivating coffee and tea.
5. Are in the process of training all new born kids to start singing “Jai Jai Maharashtra Maza” and not cry “Maaaaaaaaa”
6. Setting up the 1st chain’s of Maharaja Pav stalls in China as direct competition to McDonald’s.
7. Have given an ultimatum to Shree Siddhivinayak Ganapati in Prabhadevi to stop entertaining non marathi devotees or face exile.
8. Are building a barrier across the Arabian Sea as the waters need to be made Non-Arab.
9. Have forced Mukesh Ambani to vacate Antilla(his under construction 27 storey home) to create a slum exclusively for Marathi’s, in direct competition to the South Indian and Bihari dominated slum of Dharavi.

So this was my “wise” answer : “I feel its a stupid reason for rejecting a guy if he is good.Anyway the girl dies as a sumangali, What every woman yearns for”. She said “Yuck.So cliched.No Thank you.I will let him die first” Then i said “Seriously, i think its a stupid criteria.Because the major reason parents say is if you both stand next to each other she would look older.So what!!we have botox.Long live plastic surgery!!.I think its more a social issue.Rather than anything else“

I think that was a responsible answer and she thought maybe i would be better at politics,which i refused, whose going to question a woman’s judgement anyway.

But my take is that there is really no biologically proven reason why a woman should not marry a younger man, yes the Demi Moore  and Ashton Kutcher types looks odd, but a year or so more here and there should’nt really matter as far the feelings are genuine and there is no malice involved.

I read somewhere that older women like younger men as they relive their younger days and feel a sense of liberty. It was also written that they feel much more in control as they don’t have anyone to boss around them.

The point is, age is not a criteria for any relationship. In this age of touch and go affairs and ever breaking relationships such a marriage must be appreciated.

I was neatly suprised when i saw almost 300-400 people just for the Bansashankari and near by areas. More surprising was the fact that around 60-70 where college goers. Quite a number of experienced people where also present.

Should commend the effort of the Times guys, the initiative has grown in strength from Mumbai, Delhi,Kolkata and now Bangalore (if I’m right) with almost 50000 volunteers from all section of the “junta”. Quite a significant number of corporates have joined the bandwagon too.

What it all takes is just 2hrs of ones time for 12 weeks on the weekends. You could be good at anything, say Maths, Science any language or even dance. But what is more necessary is patience as we need to understand the short comings of these kids.

Anyway, if it helps the country 2hrs is quite less. But i have reason to belive that once volunteers do get into the groove they would find satisfaction and may want to continue as long as they can.

I suddenly realised I’m going through a mid-wife..Christ!!!..mid-life crisis.I just completed 6yrs of active professional life(so..yipeeeeee!!).Almost all,yes almost all women i know are married and none of them who isn’t married is 5’10″ & above or has light eyes(quite a precarious combination..aye??also as the sample size becomes minuscule when you look into my types its even more tougher).So mom decided to carry along a measuring tape and magnifying glass to check these up on every girl she likes.God save the world.

Then, buying lots of designer wear of late, some sexy,some just for the heck of it.I decided i need to make a movie. A super duper fun movie just like the Chennai 600028 types(maybe call it Chennai 600018?) with a wonderful down to earth story,super comedy, super music and the heroine will be Snigda(i think thats her name,actress in kannale kuthatha nee enna song from Anjathey).No prizes for guessing who the hero will be…

Getting too fed up with the corporate world, i’m itching to turn entrepreneur, especially a restaurateur.Playing lots of TT these days.I decided music, friends and family is life. Want more tattoos, more watches, more friends, more networking

And as per the site, it costs $600/month for a 3year period and on one tank runs to about 250miles(roughly 130kms), that’s cheap & economical.Yes,its commercially available only in U.S of A, but what gives, they guzzle the most amount of gas in the world wide world.But are they going to get out of their MUV craze is anyone’s wild guess.i hope Arnie takes it more as a cause in California, at least the water vapor will provide relief from the drought, and with the money in there, everyone can afford it.

Honda has also gone a step ahead by inventing a home solution to make hydrogen,This is some sort of a backyard gas plant that will regenerate hydrogen from house waste and other sources. Considering the fact that hydrogen refuelling plants are not abundant, this to me is the invention of the century.

But the only worry is the safety of the hydrogen cells, i don’t think these cells are currently considered much safe for India sort of usage. The Honda guys have just bought India’s first hybrid car this month(Civic).The FCX will become a reality very soon.I hope the govt provides tax sops for such energy saving methods, as i don’t find any of the companies making them in India. The civic by the way costs 120% more as it bought down from the Japan(i think) plant as completely built kits.

http://automobiles.honda.com/fcx-clarity/

Let’s say this, such viable options are going to create less chances of war in the near future and the initiatives more so are from Japanese companies. As its written we don’t inherit the land from our forefathers, but we borrow it from our children..Peace!!

• im trying to find out if talking less avoids me from emancipating toxic gases into the atmosphere and help reduce global warming.
• i really need to see if there is a 6th sense and if we can telecast our thoughts by just looking into each others eyes(like the movies where the lady & the man talk across a crowded room by just looking at each others eyes)
• im trying to find out if talking less really helps me in gaining weight & analyse it against people who talk more and publish a thesis on this and win a Nobel peace price for making the whole world silent and peaceful.
• since it makes me “reserved” im trying to find out how many coaches and berths i have and who has reserved me till date.

Im somene who has always belived that you talk only when its necessary. Its suerly made me a good listener and i do know how much rubbish is said when you are loose mouthed.If its an interview i talk and there have been cases when i have been told to shut my mouth too(by a distinguished professor of XLRI in my selection interview).

The whole world if it talks less and does more would rather find itself in a much better place than it was.And by the way it is said he who speaks does not know & he who knows does not speak.

So talk less, do more..

Lets see, Sholay don’t have to comment on that movie..a known classic.

Jab We Met..will turn out to be a classic on the Dil Chahta Hai lines, the only movie till date that i liked of Kareena Kapoor.And it made sense in the movie, most of it was something that you could relate to.

Then Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron…rib-tickler, some of it is so silly, but highly practical and most of it is true even today.Khosla Ka Ghosla…another in you face movie with that sidey delhi humor and language, as again very relevant to the indian social situation.

The non-dvd one’s are to name a few, Woodstock Villa, need to appreciate the effort of the lead actors, very understated performance, nothing much in the story, but was pretty good indeed. Indiana Jones, the man never ceases to surprise me.I can’t imagine my dad doing those stunts!!

Iron Man and Speed Racer…just out of the comic books, Speed Racer was a visual treat, you can expect only the Wachowski Brothers(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wachowski_Brothers) to pull off something like that.

Hmm…then the only tamil movie that i made in the last month or so was Yaaradi Nee Mohini, pretty good time pass, my admiration for Dhanush is constantly growing with each of his movie.

The rest of the hindi movies meanwhile where total, utter crap and not even worth spending costly key strokes and broken nails..till then ta..ta..

But no, not the people. Maybe its the fact that they have been subordinated by more rulers than anywhere else in the country, the aggression, distrust and the disrespect to anything that’s not them self is an experience. Anyone would fleece you if they know that you are not one among them. And everything is quoted twice the price.

I’m not a fan of any paper that’s not the Hindu(typical tam bram of Chennai), the only two newspapers that I’m ok with is the telegraph and the TOI. The TOI as other nationalized newspapers has the same outlay and design. But the Delhi edition is a shocker. I have read it for something like 4-5 months at a stretch, the TOI has the unique distinction of having reported the most number of murder, rape, hit & run and robbery in the first three pages than any other edition published out of Delhi.

Take for example the Aarushi case. The poor girl has been maligned to such an extent that if the murder ever knew this would lead to such a character assassination by the media, he/she would never have killed her. Its another fact that I still don’t trust the fact that her father would have killed her.I don’t know too much of the surgical jing-bangs, but common sense tells me a dental surgeon cannot be so precise with cutting open a throat with a scalpel with such precision. Even if he had done it, common sense again tells me that the neck has possibly the maximum flow of blood in the body and any incision would have showered him with blood. But again this is only me and my common sense, I could be wrong too. If this seriously is true, I will be more scared of my dentist than the pain in the mouth.

A repeat was again the Neeraj Grover killing. The media has explained the whole process of his being made fresh human kheema
(300 pieces, that bastard had the audacity to even count after he killed and the cops cross checked that too!!)and the physical intimacy of all the parties concerned in almost every article that it has published about the case. Its DISGUSTING!!The poor man is dead and some adult humans did a few things they normally do in normal circumstances(the circumstances where absolutely not normal here), why do you guys need to reiterate it again and again?

I remember when I was young, the only thing that I was taught to get my English better was to read the paper. I don’t think I would ever ask any of the next generation to this now. they would possibly learn more things unnecessary out of it. The media of today has breached the thin line of being the extended arm of the people and the law and has become more sensationalist and cheap thrill seekers. The Hindu and the Telegraph to my knowledge are the only saving grace.

And, if the above two parties are to be ever convicted of their crime, make sure that its death and kindly deliver the judgement fast . As its said judgment delayed is judgment denied.